Blizzard is in the process of releasing a new community website to coincide with the launch of Cataclysm and with it comes a completely new set of forums. To my surprise today during my perusing on the new forums I realized that Alamo has once again provided us with some new” TEECHS” in the druid forums. If you don’t know who Alamo is, then you my friend have been missing out and need to read this ASAP.
Remember all, it was Alamo that taught us that “CAT DRUID IS 4 FITE”
Written by Alamo (Original Source):
They even maek a new form just for this!!
ALAMO teech abowt the CATTOKISSEM!
HEY GUSY! So ALAMO is just hiburninatin and hafin sum dreem where him is all in sum green thing with floaty bits and elf and stuffs and then him is WAKE UP and heer they got a doragn gonna eat all the world! THIS is sum FANSY STUFF!
A Thing is all carzy now, so maybe alamo gonna rite a thing before hims brekfust, for babee durids and for peeple to understand what a DUIRD DO! So now, while hims all awake and stuffs, ALAMO gonna teech U about this whole stuff!
1) See, Kanye, him dont like a Bush, and Blizzard, they is dont liek a tree! So DURID aint got no more to be a tree. Alamo like a tree, but not when make a leef all over the carpet.
2) They make a new thing, with CAT and KISS! But mostly CAT dont kiss, just jump on a thing and KILL IT ALL DEAD!
4) But Crazed MOON DURID, is ok to make a kiss right on the ECLIPS!
5) But dont only kiss a cat, because u know: CAT IS 4 FITE!
6) So DURID gonna be so storng heer, maybe everbuddy gonna be a durid thees day!
7) We got a bare. Him is not nise bare because him is gonna eat a fase! Bares mostly like the taste of fase!
6) OK now a Bare, him like sum HEVY METAL! BARE GOTTA THRASH. Just liek a thing wares short and high top sneeker and shake long hare reeeely fast! But also, ware sum plug in an ear wen you make this THRASH, becawse it make a thing bleed!
7) Also, all bare make peeple go fast when him RORE!! This is good, because a bare is deseptively fast. A Fast BARE, this is danjerus BARE! Bare don’t even allow in OLIMPIC, becawse wonse upon a time, a bare run a rase in OLIMPIC. Maybe he dosen’t win, but everduddy win after, becawse a BARE EAT ALL OTHER RASE MEN! Don’t rase a hungry bare, is what sumbuddy shuld tell peeple.
8 ) MOON DURID, O yes wow man! Moon Durid hang out with 70’s rock band and now make a MUSH ROOM from a SECRET PLASE! Mushrooms make a thing ECPLOAD! Espeshully a brain, if u listen to a moon durid backwards, u hear some CARZY THING!
9) Everbuddy liek a LOLCAT, make a funny say with a cute picshure! But now, picshure is not so cute, becawse a DURID now haf a TROLLCAT! Troll is make a talk all liek YAH MON. Maybe when trollcat and moondurid make a party together, is nobuddy remember not nothin next day!
10) WOLF MAN can also make a durid. WOLF MAN DURID, O man Alamo dosen’t even haf to wear hims hot topic tee shirt no more! Now got all WOLF and CAT and BARE and MUCHROOM and SEEL and stuff all in same plase!
11) MAYBE I MAEK TOO MANY NUMBER!
always good to see stuff from alamo
CAT DURID IS 4 FITE
“See, Kanye, him dont like a Bush, and Blizzard, they is dont liek a tree! So DURID aint got no more to be a tree. Alamo like a tree, but not when make a leef all over the carpet.”
Lol best one of the bunch imo.
Does alamo have a blog ? Id be interested in the link if he does
Unfortunately not, as far as I know…
1) His historical Alamo stuff is in the wowwiki (as linked in the article)
2) His new post is in the new forums
i just realized that if you break it apart it says:
Alamo teech a cat to kiss em…
very clever indeed
Took me a while to realize cattokissem = cataclysm, doh.
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